BREAKING NEWS: REPORTER SERIES IS BACK AFTER A 3 DAY VACATION! MORE NEWS ON LEILANI SPENDING 3 DAYS TO BURN DOWN SAREPIA FOREST COMING NOW! DON'T GO OUTSIDE, THE BURNING TREES WILL FALL DOWN ON YOUR FACE AND YOU WILL GET KINDA HURT. MAYBE. PROBABLY. BACK TO THE STATION!
*Robert enters studio*
Well, isn't it nice to see you again, everyone! Sorry for the delay, we had to evacuate our studio because Leilani got a little bit too close... deeeeeeefinitely didn't forget to do the reports... hehehe... I NEVER SAID I FORGOT, OKAY?! YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM MEEE!!! Ahem. Anywho, I have 3 interviewees here with me today! Give it up for... Ghastly, Duskkk, and Tomb! First on the podium, Ghastly!
Q: Why do you think Leilani is burning down Jamaa?
A: she isn’t-
Q: When do you think she will stop?
A: idk
Q: What is the building/place in Jamaa that you are most upset about Leilani burning down?
A: none because crystal sands can’t burn
Q: Do you think that the Alphas will come out to stop Leilani as they did with the Phantom attacks?
A: no as leilani isn’t burning Jamaa down
Q: If Leilani is burning down everything, do you think she will continue to scam people with her undertrades?
A: 1. She doesn’t scam you people stop saying she does, nobody cares and nobody is forcing you to trade with her. 2. Logic. She can’t burn things down while trading
Thanks so much, Ghastly! As a matter of fact, Leilani IS burning down Jamaa, have you read my other news reports? I agree with your answer for when she will stop, no one knows! And again, Crystal Sands CAN burn, look at my latest report! Pretty burnt, if you ask me. Then again, no one does... And yes, Ghastly, the Alphas will hopefully eventually come out to stop Leilani because she IS burning Jamaa and it is a big problem. As for the last answer, yes, I somewhat agree that Leilani does not INTENTIONALLY scam, but seriously, I remember a time when she wanted a Whiteout Spiked Collar, and she was giving a Jamaaliday Saxophone in return. Ghastly, she CAN burn things while trading, as she is as we speak. Anywho, next up, Duskkk!
Q: Why do you think Leilani is burning down Jamaa?
A: for getting exposed as a scammer 🙄🙄
Q: When do you think she will stop?
A: until the island is burnt to ashes
Q: What is the building/place in Jamaa that you are most upset about Leilani burning down?
A: temple of Zios IN SPECIFIC THAT FROG THAT STARES AT YOU *SNIFF SNIFF*
Q: Do you think that the Alphas will come out to stop Leilani as they did with the Phantom attacks?
A: yes, but it would be too late, the kid friendly version of Alcatraz has already been burnt down
Q: If Leilani is burning down everything, do you think she will continue to scam people with her undertrades?
A: yeah, but make it less obvious 😋
Wow, great answers, Duskkk! I think that getting exposed as a scammer is only part of her reasoning, but still part of it! Geez, until the island is burnt to ashes... wow. I certainly hope THAT doesn't happen! *proceeds to make underground bunker that is fireproof* And R.I.P. frog... we will miss you greatly. The Alphas are never late, Duskkk, they arrive precisely when they mean to. Leilani will most likely make her scams less obvious, yes, as she doesn't want to be arrested and chucked in the Moku' Ahi volcano. Unless she wants to. But she probably doesn't. Unless... no, no, she doesn't. And now our last (but not least) interviewee for the day, Tomb!
Q: Why do you think Leilani is burning down Jamaa?
A: She is being payed LOTS of money
Q: When do you think she will stop?
A: If we all give her our blackout collars in return for phantom balloons! Then her rain of terror will slow down! But it will never end entirely. She works in the shadows too… 🥷
Q: What is the building/place in Jamaa that you are most upset about Leilani burning down?
A: The art studio. All the hard work those artists put into their paintings, down in flames.
Q: Do you think that the Alphas will come out to stop Leilani as they did with the Phantom attacks?
A: Absolutely not. See, what you don’t know is that the Alpha’s secretly hired her to destroy Jamaa.
Q: If Leilani is burning down everything, do you think she will continue to scam people with her undertrades?
A: Totally. It’s her side hustle.
Sweet answers, Tomb! Who is paying Leilani tons of money to burn down Jamaa?! I certainly hope that it isn't the bots who paid her, they seem to like messing with us anyway, so it's possible! Too bad I don't have any blackouts, seems that she will never stop burning Jamaa now :'( . Hmm... the AJ Art Studio... what if the artists DIDN'T put work and effort into their projects? Still, it's a loss. The Alphas are unlikely to have hired Leilani, they actually hate her. Greely is tired of Leilani giving all wolves a bad name. And, YES! Leilani is a scam-artist! That's all she knows! She- huh? Oh, sweet! People, we got pictures of Leilani burning down Sarepia Forest! Feast your eyes on these:
Yikes! Seems like the forests will be burned down before chopped down... we don't really want either one to happen, though. Leilani's kinda being a butt; burning everything because she didn't get what she wanted. Puh-leeze. Leilani, if you're reading this, go jump in a sewer! To you folks at home, don't leave your house! Leilani is targeting everyone, you don't know who's next! Mystery guest tomorrow! Will it be an Alpha? Will it be AJHQ? I dunno, do you?
*Robert leaves studio with everyone questioning his sanity*